Do you play in a band?
We were pretty rockin' if I do say so myself. I still play the guitar and write lyrics and music once in a while.

Can I hear your band's music?
Nope. We were too rockin' for the likes of you.

What are the make-up and late work policies?
Late work received by the beginning of the next class meeting will receive a maximum of half credit.

Why are your classes so difficult?
Because I have a pretty good idea of what you need to be capable of to be prepared academically for high school and beyond.

Can I ask you personal questions?
Not if you expect serious or truthful answers.

Why do you always wear black?
So that my clothes always match. Plus, then I'm a walking example of the Byronic Hero archetype.